Because of FF's stupidity...

*tries hard not to laugh* Red-Eyes...what an...interesting color on you. Really goes with your....hair. *busts out laughing*

RE: *blushes brighter* Sh-Shut up!

GE: No, no, no...It doesn't go with his hair! *smirks, sauntering over to him and tying his hair up with a matching pink bow* Now it does. ^^

*semi-glare* Cain.....I'll put you in a backless...

*laughs* Oooohhh....a backless! *wolf whistle*

GE: *blushes, wincing slightly* Erm....I'd rather avoid anything that shows my...back...

RE: *shifts uncomfortably, bangs covering his eyes*

I know. Don't be cruel.

GE: Yes, love...

RE: Um...a-actually it...* * ...It isn't that...bad...Not my color of choice, though....

Hmm...yeah, pink isn't the best color choice.... I personally like black.

GE: Hm...*snaps his fingers, the sundress turns black* That better?

RE:...When did I become your model...?

GE: *smirks* When you first wore that one outfit for Nadir...*evil laugh*

*groans, rubbing forehead*

Hmm....I like it better. ^^ Bet Nadir would like it better as well. *winks*

*stare, unamused* They're still both recovering from being dead, Witty....

GE: Hehe...sorry, love. *kisses her cheek*

RE: *blushes brightly* Y-You think so...? *frowns at Drgn* Oh..right...*thinking* Grrr...

Hey! FF is back up!

FF net decided to be a b-tch again.... And just when I wanted to take my venom out on some unsuspecting Mary-Sues...*ices eye* Ow...

Anyone on? Or am I all alone?

I be on. ^^ I agree. FF stupid. *shoves a Mary Sue towards Ren*

Sue: *glares* No pushing! That is sooooooo mean!

*giggles evilly* THANK YOU, JESS! *grabs scythe and starts twirling it, advancing on Sue* What's up? ^^

*shrugs* Meh. Just got done "studying" for my quantitative Reasoning class. We just got done learning fractions and percentages.

Sue: *eyes widen* Stay away from me! Or I'm telling Daddy! He's gonna sue you for everything your family's worth!!

Ah. Yucky, fractions. XP Sorry about that. We just got done with cythering and encrypting in my math class. *grins at the Mary-Sue, flashing the scythe, a deep vertical slash appearing across each of her pefect cheeks, a few perfect strands of hair falling to the ground* I dare you to try, hun. It's a legal battle that you're really going to loose.

*sighs* I tested INTO this course, too...

Sue: *touches her cheeks gingerly, looks at the blood, runs, screaming* DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She runs like a chicken!!!! Oooh, she just made this five times as much fun!! Gimme a minute, Jess! *takes off after the Sue, laughing head off* GET BACK HERE, YOU WASTE OF INTERNET SPACE!!!

^^

Sue: *running* NO!! Daddy! Daddy!!!

*dashes after her and swings at her legs, cutting them along the back* WAH-HAH! YOUR PRECIOUS DADDY ISN'T HERE TO SAVE YOU NOW, BITCH!! *tackles her to the ground, puts the scythe to the side as I pin her to the Earth and takes a dagger from my belt, grabbing all her hair in one hand and shearing it off close to the scalp* How do you like that?!?!

Vanessa: *shakes head* Wow...*glomps Jess* Hey! ^^

Sue: *cries*

*glomps* Hi. ^^ What up?

*laughs manically, tossing the hair about like confetti. looks down at the Sue* You don't look very happy...let me fix that!! ^^ *starts to carve a Chelsea smile into her face*

Vanessa: Abby's being a brat and I'm getting sick of being attacked by her every time I step into the Neverland jungle. *frowns* She always has such a grudge when I go pirate...